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May 17 2018

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bogleech:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

jenniferrpovey:

helen007900:

jenniferrpovey:

lily-ackerman:

enscenic:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

So anyway…. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Here’s Wonderwall.

bwa ha ha ha

I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know what’s going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?

Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.

That spider was trying to mate with your violin…

Ahh so it’s a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) that’s such a cute mating ritual!

He just wants love!

The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didn’t exactly get any this time!

Poor spider thinking “Damn this web was made by a strong spider, a real awesome spider, can I possibly get with this boss ass spider??”

poor little hyperion, dreaming of the moon

I want someone to draw what the spider would look like whose web is just literally a violin

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bogleech:

on those recently uncovered rejected pokemon:

That shark with the harpoon on its head is better than Sharpedo, sorry, and I even LIKE Sharpedo.

Crocodile with giant eyeballs is also superb.

Deer is alright.

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vintagegeekculture:

Concept art for Disney’s unmade “Black Hole” ride in the early eighties. The ride went unmade as the film tanked. Parts of the design were converted into Star Tours. 

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artsy-rc:

Drew my take on Gorochu again, made some minor tweaks to proportions this time around though

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moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

my favorite student is this little excitable turkish kid who waves me over at lunch every day to holler a joke at me & then urges me to get the other teachers to come listen to his jokes. my favorite so far is Q: what do you call somebody who doesnt want you to go to the bathroom? A: a teacher (the other teachers did not find it as hilarious as i did)

this child, hollering at me in the middle of class: YOU NEED PUN. 

me: yeah i do whats ur pun

this child: what was the real name of the titanic? …the fathership. ……….because fathers are Big.

me, at recess: hey u got any jokes today

this child, stumbling off a log & dramatically yeeting his paper hat full force for no apparent reason: i have,,,,, ONE. [dramatic pause] i really have to KETCHUP on fortnite 

todays the last day i have this kids class & he was like “u need a GOOD final joke” & i want yall to know his final joke to me was: why are frogs so happy? because they eat what bugs them. he then proceeded to hug me for a solid minute while a bunch of other kids came & took turns hugging me,

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softgaycontent:

coolxatu:

hey so the origin of this meme is funnier then i could ever imagine

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Memes but with the wrong caption

antifeminism-proegalitarian:

tooiconic:

runtless:

klubbhead:

silent-fetish:

klubbhead:

The last one works though

They all do if you’re not a coward

i was you to know klubbhead cheated on his wife with a girl in a nsfw post he made and has kids so im having a fucking stroke

1. I’m not his wife

2. The photo was of me, dumbass. It’s my own back.

Good job.

Holy fuck, they’re spreading disgusting rumors like that?!

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freakinasheet:

I have several questions

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mangomage:

The real Skyrim experience is innocently looking up a piece of armor and finding incredibly bizarre and specific bugs associated with it

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adz:

sopranofemme:

adz:

no caption can possibly make this funnier

happy birthday ole worm

happy birthday ole worm

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dexholder:

GOROCHU GOOD…

03:30

clawmarkrune:

clawmarkrune:

The Richard Dawkins “I need a fat bitch” tweet is the funniest tweet ever im not even joking

@visionserpent dont gotta ask me twice

03:04

wingbeifong:

do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them

02:44

the-transfeminine-mystique:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

@boriqueers, showing me to a mouse enclosure at his PetSmart: “do you wanna see the guy that likes to fuck?”

Here he is, the guy who likes to fuck

02:44

dutchster:

adults seemed way adultier when i was a kid

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therealspite:

This panel is the best I’ve seen in a manga for a long time lol

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